I'll have mine homemade, please

Yesterday, me and my other-sissie baked. And we chatted over tea. And then we ate everything we baked. It was perfect and I don't want to forget it.

Later that evening, I met this perfectly sweet family who wants me to help watch their TWIN new born babies once a week. I know, it's not full time but ill take anything at this point. All I'm sayin is its hard out here for a foreigner!

Yes everyone in Oslo speaks English and yes I have a degree. But unless your an engineer, it's really not relevant. You have to learn the language moving to Norway.

Tattoo that on your body.